BART Don't Lie


  1. You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

    We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

    I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

    He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

    -Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

    Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

    (via dragonsinparis)

  2. sistacrumpet:

I found this on Facebook attributed to Buddha which makes it all the better.

Wisdom. 

    sistacrumpet:

    I found this on Facebook attributed to Buddha which makes it all the better.

    Wisdom. 

  3. Bronsolino has opinions about Guy Fieri, Goodwill, and antiques. 

    The world is a beautiful place. 

  4. ryanyount:

Late-night doodling, pen and marker.

Look, I’m obviously biased as fuck because I love the dude from the bottom of my heart of hearts, but you should definitely for sure be following my boy ryanyount here on Tumblr because he’s new to the scene, but just look at this shit he’s bringing.to the table. 
You won’t be sorry. Dude can draw. 
Do it. DOITDOITDOITDOIT!!!!! 

    ryanyount:

    Late-night doodling, pen and marker.

    Look, I’m obviously biased as fuck because I love the dude from the bottom of my heart of hearts, but you should definitely for sure be following my boy ryanyount here on Tumblr because he’s new to the scene, but just look at this shit he’s bringing.to the table. 

    You won’t be sorry. Dude can draw. 

    Do it. DOITDOITDOITDOIT!!!!! 

  5. Anonymous wrote...

    I've always really admired your spirit and positive mindset, even when things get rough. Do you have any advice on this matter? I'm going through some things right now, and sometimes things seem so hopeless and I've spent all this time knowing who I am and what I want but things never work out and it's starting to tear me down. I just thought knowing myself and not being afraid to voice emotions was the answer to a lot of things, but it seems to never work in my favor...I'm losing my PMA hard

    krystipryde:

    Knowing yourself and voicing yourself is everything. You dont need to reap benefits 100% of the time to affirm that - things will always go wrong whether you fuck shit up intentionally or do you best. Life is a dice roll. There are no gurantees ever, and it might sound nihilistic - but but once you let go of control and the less personal you take things the better life will feel for you. At the end of the day, all you have is you and who you are - and if you’re happy with that, you’re already ahead of most people. You’re already there, but you might not see it yet. It’s really easy to get hung up on all the bad, to collect it, to read into it, to revisit it - but you that’s a habit you have to break. It’s hard to grow a thick skin and it’s even harder to learn how to care less, because caring less has a bad stigma to it, but thinking regularly of letting go and really focusing just how out of your hands nearly everything in life in can be a very profound and theraputic method of learning to deal with lifes hardships. It doesnt make you immune, but it can certainly get you through anything with yourself intact. Don’t ever lose your PMA. PMA is a rare, and wonderful virtue.

    I recently went through the absolute worst thing that has ever happened to me. There were sincere moments I honestly did not think I was going to make it, or be able to pick myself up, to ever feel good again - and more dangerously there were times i didnt even want to try and i’ve never been like that before. I tried to look at the good IN my bad, and thats the only thing that helped me. I still struggle, but for me, being positive, busy and helping others feel the same way is all I have and that’s got to just be good enough.

    Krysti is a goddamn outstanding and amazing woman and I’m pretty damn lucky to call her a friend. 

    (Also, she gave me a mini Colossus action figure once. How fucking cool is THAT?) 

  6. skottieyoung:

#DailySketch The Maxx
The Maxx is one of my favorite things ever and my buddy Ryan Ottley drew him a few days ago so I couldn’t’ resist a quick sketch myself. I usually do watercolors but I left them at home so I pulled out the old colored pencils.
Original art for sale in MY STORE

I like The Maxx. 

    skottieyoung:

    #DailySketch The Maxx

    The Maxx is one of my favorite things ever and my buddy Ryan Ottley drew him a few days ago so I couldn’t’ resist a quick sketch myself. I usually do watercolors but I left them at home so I pulled out the old colored pencils.

    Original art for sale in MY STORE

    I like The Maxx. 

  7. aguywithsomemarvelcards:

I know it’s been awhile, but I’m planning a comeback… 

    aguywithsomemarvelcards:

    I know it’s been awhile, but I’m planning a comeback… 

  8. adrianbthoughtsome:

Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet.

I love these.

    adrianbthoughtsome:

    Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet.

    I love these.

  9. richardterrones wrote...

    Do you think the great tragedy of the X-men is that Xavier and Magneto could never truly work together for the common good of everyone?

    brevoortformspring:

    I think the great tragedy of the X-Men is Gambit.

    Brevoort gets it. 

  10. We figured since a lot of guys have special handshakes with each other, we ought to come up with a Brandon handshake because, well, we’re the Brandons. It’s hard to get a three-person handshake, but I think Belt came up with it. If you look in the dugout before the game, you’ll see it. We slap hands down and up twice, then once patty-cake style then a chest bump as we say, “Brandon!’’ in a very manly tone.
    Brandon Crawford (via lacesloose)

    Fucking DORKS…intensely fucking dorks. I love it.

    (via surfer567rosa)

    This team, you guys.

    This team might be just the right kind of special.

    (via surfer567rosa)

  11. nevver:

Have you tried worrying about it?
  12. GPOY

    GPOY

    (via dragonsinparis)

  13. luckyshirt:

I tried to have this conversation off the playground, but it didn’t work out that way.
This guy is real. People like this actually exist, and are allowed to make kids and drive cars.
Come quickly, zombies.

Haymaker after haymaker after haymaker… I’m not sure I can watch much more of this…  
Ok I can watch a little more. 

    luckyshirt:

    I tried to have this conversation off the playground, but it didn’t work out that way.

    This guy is real. People like this actually exist, and are allowed to make kids and drive cars.

    Come quickly, zombies.

    Haymaker after haymaker after haymaker… I’m not sure I can watch much more of this…  

    Ok I can watch a little more. 

  14. So it’s like this.
The small mountain town where my dad teaches has this totally rad community garden and they’re trying to win some much-needed grant money in this online contest. They’re up against way bigger towns who likely have a bigger voting bloc so I’m playing ringer and trying to get the word out. 
If you could follow these simple steps and throw them some votes I (and they) would really appreciate it. 
1. Go here: www.seedsofchangegrant.com 
2. Search for “West Point Community Garden – Harvesting Change” or the zip code 95255 
3. Vote! 
Bonus Item: Go back and vote once a day (don’t worry, I’ll remind you). 
It’s easy as hell and best of all there’s no sign up (there is a captcha so as long as you’re not a robot or a sentient computer virus or something you should be fine) all you have to do is find the right garden and click the vote button. 
Thank you, I love you, the West Point Community Garden loves you, and vegetables in general love you. 

    So it’s like this.

    The small mountain town where my dad teaches has this totally rad community garden and they’re trying to win some much-needed grant money in this online contest. They’re up against way bigger towns who likely have a bigger voting bloc so I’m playing ringer and trying to get the word out. 

    If you could follow these simple steps and throw them some votes I (and they) would really appreciate it. 

    1. Go here: www.seedsofchangegrant.com 

    2. Search for “West Point Community Garden – Harvesting Change” or the zip code 95255 

    3. Vote! 

    Bonus Item: Go back and vote once a day (don’t worry, I’ll remind you). 

    It’s easy as hell and best of all there’s no sign up (there is a captcha so as long as you’re not a robot or a sentient computer virus or something you should be fine) all you have to do is find the right garden and click the vote button. 

    Thank you, I love you, the West Point Community Garden loves you, and vegetables in general love you. 

  15. nedhepburn:

Grinding on that wood. 

Swish.