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  1. issuesshow:

    Episode 38: Punisher vs Bottle Caps vs Dream Fungus

    Mike and Ed talk about 7 Layer Dip Combos, again, Punisher vs Bullseye, Moon Knight, Trees, and United States of Murder Inc. Mike and Ed bond over their shared love of Willy Wonka Bottle Caps and their shared disinterest in Burning Man.

    Ease back into your real life after the long weekend with a brand new episode of Issues. 

    As usual we talk about snacks and comics with equal affection and energy. 

    Also, Mike eats a 7-Layer Dip Combo LIVE on the air. It’s magical. 

  2. Whatever you do today, do it with a little flair. 

    Whatever you do today, do it with a little flair. 

  3. Selfie. 

    Selfie. 

    (via mollypopgirl)

  4. Another time, Jack took a call. A voice on the other end said, ‘There are three of us down here in the lobby. We want to see the guy who does this disgusting comic book and show him what real Nazis would do to his Captain America’. To the horror of others in the office, Kirby rolled up his sleeves and headed downstairs. The callers, however, were gone by the time he arrived.

    Mark Evanier, Kirby: King of Comics (via nerdhapley)

    It’s Jack Kirby’s birthday, so here’s that story of him being bad ass all of the time.

    (via nerdhapley

    King. 

    (via fuckandyes)

  5. bitchwork:

    anniewerner:

    How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" performed. 

    He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

    I really really like Mallory. Like a lot. 

    Read more work by women. Read more work by POCs. Read more work by people who don’t look like you or think like you or have your same world view. Read a story you haven’t already heard 600 times. 

    Read more. Understand more. Get to work. 

    (Psssst… this is a good place to start.)

  6. haparamen:

Look at all these awesome people that came to our pop up last night.

Apparently I was there to act as a bodyguard for the ramen or something. 
Yeesh. Resting bitch beard game strong. 

    haparamen:

    Look at all these awesome people that came to our pop up last night.

    Apparently I was there to act as a bodyguard for the ramen or something. 

    Yeesh. Resting bitch beard game strong. 

  7. Boy Meets World

    There were some complaints about the relatively minuscule amount of thought and attention I gave to Boy Meets World in my from-memory summation of the characters from ABC TGIF lineup so because I always want to please my readers (and because I’m dedicated to squeezing every last drop of funny out of a bit) here’s a follow-up post devoted entirely to the boy and the world he inevitably meets. 

    Boy Meets World Cast of Characters: 

    • Boy 
    • Troublemaker friend with the hair 
    • Dumb brother 
    • Too clever and sarcastic for a 12 year old sister 
    • Firm but fair parents 
    • Topanga* 
    • Troublemaker with the hair’s girlfriend and really why were they even together she seemed way too smart and put together to be with such a goofy borderline delinquent but the heart wants what the heart wants I guess. 
    • Not Joey Lawrence (dumb brother’s roommate) 
    • Smoking hot fifteen foot tall redhead roommate 
    • Principal Wise Lesson 
    • Mullet teacher 
    • Nerd caricature 
    • Bully  
    • Goons 

    *Look I could have tried to be clever here and gone with “Lips” or “many a teen boy’s sexual awakening” or whatever, but let’s be real Topanga is Topanga and I gotta respect that. 

  8. kateordie:

comicsalliance:

COMICS ALLIANCE PRESENTS ‘KATE OR DIE’ IN ‘TOP PICK’ FOR BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE
By Kate Leth
Welcome to the latest episode of ComicsAlliance Presents “Kate or Die,” a series of exclusive comic strips created by one of our favorite cartoonists, Kate Leth! In this episode, Kate explains why the film adaptation of Archie Comics’ Josie And The Pussycats is the best movie ever.READ MORE KATE OR DIE EXCLUSIVELY AT COMICS ALLIANCE



For real. Get on board. 

    kateordie:

    comicsalliance:

    COMICS ALLIANCE PRESENTS ‘KATE OR DIE’ IN ‘TOP PICK’ FOR BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE

    By Kate Leth

    Welcome to the latest episode of ComicsAlliance Presents “Kate or Die,” a series of exclusive comic strips created by one of our favorite cartoonists, Kate Leth! In this episode, Kate explains why the film adaptation of Archie Comics’ Josie And The Pussycats is the best movie ever.

    READ MORE KATE OR DIE EXCLUSIVELY AT COMICS ALLIANCE

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    For real. Get on board. 

  9. Nightmare scenario.

    (via nikkikatlee)

  10. merlin:

    nombinary:

    Image description: little boy surrounded by tiny fat Black and Tan puppies, hugging one close to his chest and saying, “don’t worry, everyone gets a turn. Hi buddy.” as he cradles and rocks one of the pups

    I recommend watching this every day or so. As my daughter and I do.

    It’s been a long week. Let’s hug our way into the weekend with a smile. 

    (via biorhythmist)

  11. Things Ed Enjoyed This Week

    Here’s some stuff I liked this week. 

    If White Characters Were Described Like People of Color In Literature 

    Not Allowed In The Deep End: Ralph Wiggum’s Finest Moments 

    Blockbuster Night Part 1 by Run The Jewels 

    This Buster Posey home run 

    Late night Thai food. 

    Sex Criminals #7 

    Breakfasts. Several different breakfasts. 

    In America 

    There are probably a lot of other things I enjoyed this week. These are just some of them. 

  12. issuesshow:

    Episode 37: Seven Layer Dip 

    Mike and Ed discuss the Willy Wonka-esque magic at work in a bag of Seven Layer Dip flavored Combos Baked Snacks, X-Men Days Of Future Past (the movie), Hawkeye #19, sign language, and the official rankings of the liquor stores near Mike’s office. 

    It was a really big week. 

    Full show notes. 

    Support us with cash money currency on Tugboat.

    Here’s a thing you should listen to. 

  13. loveandddrevenge:

    vaguelyjewish:

    testoster0ne:

    how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

    like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

    This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

    Just. Like. Having. Sex.

    "I don’t understand a single solitary thing about your woman parts, but by all means let me legislate how you’re allowed to use them." —White guys

    (via aimee-b-loved)

  14. Superhero crushes by decade

    incorrigiblerobot:

    1970s - Sue Storm

    1980s - Rogue

    1990s - Blink

    2000s - Spider-Woman

    2010s - Captain Marvel

    Good list.

  15. In which I list characters from ABC’s TGIF lineup of shows from memory

    Full House: 

    • Full House
    • Full House’s dumb brother
    • Full House’s pretty brother
    • teen
    • annoying girl child
    • catch phrase baby
    • Kimmy Gibbler 

    Family Matters: 

    • Die Hard’s Twinkie cop friend 
    • Flattop teen 
    • Pigtails 
    • Twinkie cop’s loud wife 
    • Grandmama 
    • Unattainable by nerd hot girl 
    • Nerd 
    • Robot nerd 

    Perfect Strangers: 

    • Hapless dork 
    • Foreigner (the guy, not the band) 
    • Stewardesses? 

    Step by Step: 

    • Thighmaster 
    • Patrick Duffy 
    • Hot smart daughter 
    • Hot dumb daughter 
    • Bart Simpson basically 
    • Nerd 
    • Other kids 
    • Van guy 

    Mr. Belvedere: 

    • Brocktoon 
    • The Brewers guy 
    • Everyone else 

    Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper: 

    • 21 Jump Street 
    • Mr. Cooper 
    • People who were presumably hangin’ 

    Boy Meets World: 

    • Boy 
    • World