There were some complaints about the relatively minuscule amount of thought and attention I gave to Boy Meets World in my from-memory summation of the characters from ABC TGIF lineup so because I always want to please my readers (and because I’m dedicated to squeezing every last drop of funny out of a bit) here’s a follow-up post devoted entirely to the boy and the world he inevitably meets.
Boy Meets World Cast of Characters:
- Troublemaker friend with the hair
- Dumb brother
- Too clever and sarcastic for a 12 year old sister
- Firm but fair parents
- Troublemaker with the hair’s girlfriend and really why were they even together she seemed way too smart and put together to be with such a goofy borderline delinquent but the heart wants what the heart wants I guess.
- Not Joey Lawrence (dumb brother’s roommate)
- Smoking hot fifteen foot tall redhead roommate
- Principal Wise Lesson
- Mullet teacher
- Nerd caricature
*Look I could have tried to be clever here and gone with “Lips” or “many a teen boy’s sexual awakening” or whatever, but let’s be real Topanga is Topanga and I gotta respect that.
Image description: little boy surrounded by tiny fat Black and Tan puppies, hugging one close to his chest and saying, “don’t worry, everyone gets a turn. Hi buddy.” as he cradles and rocks one of the pups
I recommend watching this every day or so. As my daughter and I do.
It’s been a long week. Let’s hug our way into the weekend with a smile.
Here’s some stuff I liked this week.
If White Characters Were Described Like People of Color In Literature
Not Allowed In The Deep End: Ralph Wiggum’s Finest Moments
Blockbuster Night Part 1 by Run The Jewels
This Buster Posey home run
Late night Thai food.
Sex Criminals #7
Breakfasts. Several different breakfasts.
There are probably a lot of other things I enjoyed this week. These are just some of them.
Episode 37: Seven Layer Dip
Mike and Ed discuss the Willy Wonka-esque magic at work in a bag of Seven Layer Dip flavored Combos Baked Snacks, X-Men Days Of Future Past (the movie), Hawkeye #19, sign language, and the official rankings of the liquor stores near Mike’s office.
It was a really big week.
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Here’s a thing you should listen to.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
Just. Like. Having. Sex.
"I don’t understand a single solitary thing about your woman parts, but by all means let me legislate how you’re allowed to use them." —White guys
1970s - Sue Storm
1980s - Rogue
1990s - Blink
2000s - Spider-Woman
2010s - Captain Marvel
- Full House
- Full House’s dumb brother
- Full House’s pretty brother
- annoying girl child
- catch phrase baby
- Kimmy Gibbler
- Die Hard’s Twinkie cop friend
- Flattop teen
- Twinkie cop’s loud wife
- Unattainable by nerd hot girl
- Robot nerd
- Hapless dork
- Foreigner (the guy, not the band)
Step by Step:
- Patrick Duffy
- Hot smart daughter
- Hot dumb daughter
- Bart Simpson basically
- Other kids
- Van guy
- The Brewers guy
- Everyone else
Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper:
- 21 Jump Street
- Mr. Cooper
- People who were presumably hangin’
Boy Meets World:
October 28th can’t get here soon enough.
Learn the video game industry and digital marketing while working with a bunch of high functioning alcoholics constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
So I’m not allowed to write job descriptions for interns anymore.