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  1. Boy Meets World

    There were some complaints about the relatively minuscule amount of thought and attention I gave to Boy Meets World in my from-memory summation of the characters from ABC TGIF lineup so because I always want to please my readers (and because I’m dedicated to squeezing every last drop of funny out of a bit) here’s a follow-up post devoted entirely to the boy and the world he inevitably meets. 

    Boy Meets World Cast of Characters: 

    • Boy 
    • Troublemaker friend with the hair 
    • Dumb brother 
    • Too clever and sarcastic for a 12 year old sister 
    • Firm but fair parents 
    • Topanga* 
    • Troublemaker with the hair’s girlfriend and really why were they even together she seemed way too smart and put together to be with such a goofy borderline delinquent but the heart wants what the heart wants I guess. 
    • Not Joey Lawrence (dumb brother’s roommate) 
    • Smoking hot fifteen foot tall redhead roommate 
    • Principal Wise Lesson 
    • Mullet teacher 
    • Nerd caricature 
    • Bully  
    • Goons 

    *Look I could have tried to be clever here and gone with “Lips” or “many a teen boy’s sexual awakening” or whatever, but let’s be real Topanga is Topanga and I gotta respect that. 

  2. kateordie:

comicsalliance:

COMICS ALLIANCE PRESENTS ‘KATE OR DIE’ IN ‘TOP PICK’ FOR BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE
By Kate Leth
Welcome to the latest episode of ComicsAlliance Presents “Kate or Die,” a series of exclusive comic strips created by one of our favorite cartoonists, Kate Leth! In this episode, Kate explains why the film adaptation of Archie Comics’ Josie And The Pussycats is the best movie ever.READ MORE KATE OR DIE EXCLUSIVELY AT COMICS ALLIANCE



For real. Get on board. 

    kateordie:

    comicsalliance:

    COMICS ALLIANCE PRESENTS ‘KATE OR DIE’ IN ‘TOP PICK’ FOR BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE

    By Kate Leth

    Welcome to the latest episode of ComicsAlliance Presents “Kate or Die,” a series of exclusive comic strips created by one of our favorite cartoonists, Kate Leth! In this episode, Kate explains why the film adaptation of Archie Comics’ Josie And The Pussycats is the best movie ever.

    READ MORE KATE OR DIE EXCLUSIVELY AT COMICS ALLIANCE

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    For real. Get on board. 

  3. Nightmare scenario.

    (via nikkikatlee)

  4. merlin:

    nombinary:

    Image description: little boy surrounded by tiny fat Black and Tan puppies, hugging one close to his chest and saying, “don’t worry, everyone gets a turn. Hi buddy.” as he cradles and rocks one of the pups

    I recommend watching this every day or so. As my daughter and I do.

    It’s been a long week. Let’s hug our way into the weekend with a smile. 

    (via biorhythmist)

  5. Things Ed Enjoyed This Week

    Here’s some stuff I liked this week. 

    If White Characters Were Described Like People of Color In Literature 

    Not Allowed In The Deep End: Ralph Wiggum’s Finest Moments 

    Blockbuster Night Part 1 by Run The Jewels 

    This Buster Posey home run 

    Late night Thai food. 

    Sex Criminals #7 

    Breakfasts. Several different breakfasts. 

    In America 

    There are probably a lot of other things I enjoyed this week. These are just some of them. 

  6. issuesshow:

    Episode 37: Seven Layer Dip 

    Mike and Ed discuss the Willy Wonka-esque magic at work in a bag of Seven Layer Dip flavored Combos Baked Snacks, X-Men Days Of Future Past (the movie), Hawkeye #19, sign language, and the official rankings of the liquor stores near Mike’s office. 

    It was a really big week. 

    Full show notes. 

    Support us with cash money currency on Tugboat.

    Here’s a thing you should listen to. 

  7. loveandddrevenge:

    vaguelyjewish:

    testoster0ne:

    how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

    like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

    This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

    Just. Like. Having. Sex.

    "I don’t understand a single solitary thing about your woman parts, but by all means let me legislate how you’re allowed to use them." —White guys

    (via aimee-b-loved)

  8. Superhero crushes by decade

    incorrigiblerobot:

    1970s - Sue Storm

    1980s - Rogue

    1990s - Blink

    2000s - Spider-Woman

    2010s - Captain Marvel

    Good list.

  9. In which I list characters from ABC’s TGIF lineup of shows from memory

    Full House: 

    • Full House
    • Full House’s dumb brother
    • Full House’s pretty brother
    • teen
    • annoying girl child
    • catch phrase baby
    • Kimmy Gibbler 

    Family Matters: 

    • Die Hard’s Twinkie cop friend 
    • Flattop teen 
    • Pigtails 
    • Twinkie cop’s loud wife 
    • Grandmama 
    • Unattainable by nerd hot girl 
    • Nerd 
    • Robot nerd 

    Perfect Strangers: 

    • Hapless dork 
    • Foreigner (the guy, not the band) 
    • Stewardesses? 

    Step by Step: 

    • Thighmaster 
    • Patrick Duffy 
    • Hot smart daughter 
    • Hot dumb daughter 
    • Bart Simpson basically 
    • Nerd 
    • Other kids 
    • Van guy 

    Mr. Belvedere: 

    • Brocktoon 
    • The Brewers guy 
    • Everyone else 

    Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper: 

    • 21 Jump Street 
    • Mr. Cooper 
    • People who were presumably hangin’ 

    Boy Meets World: 

    • Boy 
    • World 
  10. October 28th can’t get here soon enough.

  11. nevver:

Commandent

Trying. 

    nevver:

    Commandent

    Trying. 

    (via 8dalila8)

  12. Learn the video game industry and digital marketing while working with a bunch of high functioning alcoholics constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
    So I’m not allowed to write job descriptions for interns anymore. 
  13. 
hawkeye #2

Relevant. 
    hawkeye #2

    Relevant. 

    (via jabsen)

  14. yahooentertainment:

Here’s a dancing baby Groot for your blog

Necessary. 
  15. saltlakecomiccon:

The power of metaphor… 

    saltlakecomiccon:

    The power of metaphor… 

    (via merlin)