BART Don't Lie


  1. When I get home the keys go on the monkey. 
This has become and internal code word for my own sanity and security. If “the keys are on the monkey” everything is ok. 
At the moment the keys are physically on the monkey, but figuratively speaking they couldn’t be farther away. 

    When I get home the keys go on the monkey. 

    This has become and internal code word for my own sanity and security. If “the keys are on the monkey” everything is ok. 

    At the moment the keys are physically on the monkey, but figuratively speaking they couldn’t be farther away.