BART Don't Lie

  1. Because I care about you guys I put a lot of time and effort into solving the great mysteries of the universe so you can sleep soundly at night (when I’m not getting blind drunk and shouting at Sergio Romo through my television that is).  Today’s mystery: Missing socks. You know that one sock you’re always missing after you do your laundry? I found it. It’s right here on the murder/rape/urine stairs near my apartment. You probably don’t want it back.  SCIENCE! 

    Because I care about you guys I put a lot of time and effort into solving the great mysteries of the universe so you can sleep soundly at night (when I’m not getting blind drunk and shouting at Sergio Romo through my television that is). 

    Today’s mystery: Missing socks. You know that one sock you’re always missing after you do your laundry? I found it. It’s right here on the murder/rape/urine stairs near my apartment. You probably don’t want it back. 

    SCIENCE! 

    2. Tagged:  mysteries   socks   missing socks   mystery solved   SCIENCE! 

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