BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU WANT TO POP YOUR COLLAR? HUH? WHAT THEN?
On those days you should go back inside, take that shirt off, hang it up in your closet, get into bed, curl up into a ball and think long and hard about how you’re living your life and the many MANY mistakes that brought you to a point in your life where the idea of popping your collar even entered your fucking head.